Hiestand’s Career in Jeopardy
Roger Klotz on October 12, 2011
Harry Hiestand Fucks with Brent Hubbs — Career in Jeopardy.
Harry Hiestand has had a tough year. His offensive line sucks balls. He can’t recruit for shit. On top of that he just looks fucking weird. Well, today he went off on the Knoxville sports media following practice. Totally understandable since most of them are jock-sniffing note takers who giggle their ass off at anything a coach says even if it isn’t a joke.
‘It will be a tough game, LSU is a great team’ -Dooley
‘HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT’S HILARIOUS DEREK.’ – Collective media
However, today one courageous reporter dared to ask a tough question – by Knoxville standards – that courageous young scribe was none other than tri-time sportswriter of the year, Brent Hubbs. A man so badass he told syntax and basic grammar to get the fuck out years ago. A man so powerful he has the keeper of the internet himself, Rob Lewis, on retainer. His fans call him the Best in the Business. How many people in America can say that now that Steve Jobs is dead and Tiger Woods sucks? And what happened when the Best in the Business challenged coach Heistand on the offensive line play? Heistand flipped his lid. Yelled, swore and screamed.
Wrong. Move. Asshole.
Get that resume updated because you just fucked up. You thought the seat was hot was before just because your offensive line is putting up -15 yards a game on the ground in conference play – you ain’t seen shit. You just picked a fight with a 135 pound general whose legions number in the thousands. Do you have any idea what VolNavyMan and Volfanforever are capable of behind a keyboard? What about the other thousands of posters who would storm the gates of hell for their commander-and-chief*? (*assuming that is how they spell it on Volquest) You better fucking hope he doesn’t suspend the terms of service in the General’s Quarters otherwise you’re finished you dumb bastard.
Fix the run game? Pointless.
Apologize to Hubbs at halftime of the LSU game to Tracy Wolfson on national TV? That’s a fucking start.
Will you be back next season?
Wait for Hubbs to confirm
Comments (11)
Good/lulzy point/angle on Hubbs. Could do without the forced cursing. It seems like you’re trying to hard to generate humor from cursing. Article is solid enough without.
Solid job.
@Hipster Dooley Fuck you
Hiestands done goofed. Consequences will never be the same.
Fucking Shut the fuck up fucking hipster fucking dooley
Great read
Standards are so low it appears. Bunch of sunshine pumping going on around here.
Good stuff
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